We gonna play GOLF or are YOU gonna FUCK AROUND? (white)
St. Joseph and God are getting in a few holes at the Holy Roller Country Club up in heaven, and St. Joe is having the game of his afterlife. He double-birdied his last shot and is delighting in his condition. He steps up to the tee, hauls back, and UNLEASHES with a fury that would raise hell. The ball goes screaming onto the green, landing a mere three inches from the cup. Understandably, St. Joe is feeling pretty cocky and says to God "Hey big guy, beat that!" God cracks his knuckles and whacks the ball, sending it toward the trees. It bounces off of one tree, then another, then another, until it rolls out on the other side of the woods and into the river, startling a beaver, who was building a dam, knocks it with his wide tail back onto the course. A deer picks it up into its mouth, spits the ball into the air, and St. Joe can't believe his eyes. What in blazes is going on here? The ball bounces off of another tree, rolls down a hill and goes airborne again, flying wildly through the air. With that an eagle swoops down, grabs the ball in its talons, soars into the sky and spirals back down again, circling around until it drops the ball into the hole. The ball bounces up out of the hole and lands right next to St. Joe's ball on the green. With that a squirrel runs out of the woods and rolls the ball along with his nose until it lands in the cup. "Hole in one," God chortles. St. Joe is FURIOUS. He throws down his club, kicks over God's golf bag and shouts "We gonna play GOLF, or are YOU gonna FUCK AROUND?" God's a real joker. That fuckin' guy!