"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway."
"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
"My answer is bring them on"
"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"I think war is a dangerous place"
"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women"
"Is our children learning?"
"I Don't Need To Be Subliminabable."