Don't let your dog hump your leg, pick him up and suck his dick!
The worst part about eating vegetables is putting them back in the wheelchair!
If we were both squirrels, Id bust a nut in your hole!
Lastnight I molested myself
Was Columbus a terrorist or an illegal immigrant?
My face is leaving in 10min. are you going to be on it or not?
The best part of me is covered up!
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things!
You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
What's a girl like you doing with a face like that!
If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?