I'm sure I can fit your luggage onboard....BEND OVER!
The only thing free on an airplane is ATTITUDE (courtesy of your Flight Attendant)
ALL AIRPLANE TOILETS HAVE A "FLUSH" BUTTON USE IT!!!
I'm happiest at 36,000 feet and 600 miles per hour!!!
Sexy Flight Attendant....aka...Human Pin Cushion
Please remember.....don't check your brain when you check your luggage
Fly more....Drive less
Sorry we lost your luggage....Thank your Flight Attendant