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He's making a list, checking it twice...of all the people who have ever wronged him, so he can seek violent revenge this Christmas season. He knows what you did and where you live, and he's not bringing you a damn thing. Oh, and forget the milk and cookies. Leave Santaur your firstborn and a fifth of Jack Daniels and you might be spared his wrath.
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