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4.5 Total stars
An upturned, or "popped" collar is like the scarlet letter of douchebaggery. Every time I see one I hear the Corey Hart song 'I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' blasting from the imaginary boombox I carry around on my shoulder. Layering multiple popped collars is even more amazing. If you can't decide which polo to wear, wear them all simultaneously. That way you'll get the same bullet protection as a kevlar vest, plus the pastel rainbow you're wearing will make you look so beefcake when you go to brunch with nana. Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you? I didn't realize your little neck was cold. The Jersey Shore can get awfully chilly I hear...
Tags: collar, douchebag, frat, fraternity, funny, incorrect, jersey shore, polo, popped, preppy, trendy, upturned