If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee

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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee - Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
Slimmer fit
Tri-blend vintage form fitting unisex t-shirt. 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.
$29.99
heather gray
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Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt by American Apparel
Slimmer fit
  • Tri-blend vintage form fitting unisex t-shirt. 50% polyester
  • 25% cotton
  • 25% rayon.
The unisex T-shirt in a super trendy heather look. The blended fabrics combine durability with silky smooth comfort wear.
  • Unisex tailoring fits men rather tight and women more loosely (when in doubt, choose a size bigger or smaller)
  • Light, super smooth fabrics 3.8 oz
  • Material: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
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A (inch)
B (inch)
S
27.8
17.28
M
28.98
19.13
L
29.49
20.98
XL
30.98
22.99
2XL
31.81
25.0

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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. They're everywhere... finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on the ground after stealing your parking space, spew nonsensical political views all over your Facebook page, throw batteries at sporting events, bring that f&%$ing baby to your wedding, snatch the mic while you're accepting your video music award...the list goes on, and right now it's far too long. Warning: This t-shirt contained harsh language, parental discretion should have been advised.