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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee

Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt

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If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee
If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee

If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would be an Airport Triblend Tee

Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt

 (27)

$29.99
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 Unisex Tri-Blend T-Shirt is in stock and ready to be personalized when you order it.

Ready to ship in 1-2 days
Tri-blend vintage form fitting unisex t-shirt. 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon.

Product Details

Description

The unisex T-shirt in a super trendy heather look. The blended fabrics combine durability with silky smooth comfort wear.
  • Unisex tailoring fits men rather tight and women more loosely (when in doubt, choose a size bigger or smaller)
  • Light, super smooth fabrics 3.8 oz
  • Material: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon

Size hint

Product dimensions measured on a flatly laid out product.

Size
A (inch)
B (inch)
S
27.8
17.28
M
28.98
19.13
L
29.49
20.98
XL
30.98
22.99
2XL
31.81
25.0

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Customer feedback

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5/25/18

The tee shirt fabric is of low quality. I would rather pay more and get a quality fit and finish.

5/9/18

Fit perfectly. Loved the design

5/8/18

I actually bought this shirt as a gift for my wife, but it is definitely too big. She loves the design, but we would like to know if we can exchange it for a smaller size?? Thank you, ***

4/25/18

Great fit. Quick turn around Pleased with the work

4/20/18

Even though it says not the print, I’ d like to say I love it but after wearing the shirt only twice l noticed a hole in the armpit. Fairly disappointed about that because I really like the shirt. I guess I’ll have to get it sewn up before I wear it again.
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Design details

Assholes Could Fly Airport

Assholes Could Fly Airport

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. They're everywhere... finding ways to offend you, piss you off or ruin your day entirely. Like when they throw trash on the ground after stealing your parking space, spew nonsensical political views all over your Facebook page, throw batteries at sporting events, bring that f&%$ing baby to your wedding, snatch the mic while you're accepting your video music award...the list goes on, and right now it's far too long. Warning: This t-shirt contained harsh language, parental discretion should have been advised.

Tags: air travel, aircraft, airplane, airport, annoying, asshole, fly, flying, funny, hassle, jerk, plane, travel