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Nothing says "I'm a trustworthy person deserving of your friendship" like this awesome shirt. See, dogs know in a matter of seconds whether a relationship is going to work or not just by getting a whiff of eachothers' escape hatch. For some reason humans prefer to make awkward drunken advances at each other that develop into weird, undefinable relationships that ultimately end over a Facebook argument. If we would just cut to the chase the way dogs do, we could save ourselves the hassle. Hence, these shirts truly are the ultimate way to say "hello" (or whatever the hell you say in your language) and know in a matter of seconds whether or not things are going to work out. Trust us, you'll know.
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