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What does one wiener say to another? I don't know, but probably something like "Friedrich wünsche ich, dass ich längere Beine hatte, so würde ich meinen Magen durch Ihre Stapel des Exkrements nicht schleppen müssen." ...which means "Friedrich, I wish I had longer legs so that I would not have to drag my stomach through your piles of excrement." Continuing in our First Impressions series, comes our German language version complete with 2 Dachshunds becoming friends the right way.
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