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This t-shirt is a tribute to all the childless couples out there bringing home the bacon for themselves, not for some little rugrat who needs new soccer shoes. Go ahead, buy that plasma tv, you two deserve it. You don't have a financially draining blob that cries all night and spits up all over the high-chair...yet. Don't know what d.i.n.k. means? You're obviously not married...or very sharp. 'Dual Income No Kids' baby, the lifestyle of champions.