Product dimensions measured on a flatly laid out product.
Tip: measure an item of clothing at hand to compare.
Your co-workers will say "Whaaaa?!" when they see your one-of-a-kind tribute to the alpaca. When it's time for the alpacas to go, there are only a few places they CAN go, and perhaps the only really practical one is to the smoking hot grill. But if folks want to take their alpacas on vacation, then we should tell them, "It's ok." Let the world know you have an open mind about this sort of thing.