Product dimensions measured on a flatly laid out product.
Tip: measure an item of clothing at hand to compare.
This shirt is great-looking and fun, and looks even better after you're a few in. I mean, you'll regret when you wake up next to it in the morning because mistakes were made, and then you'll have to walk home ashamed, and . . . wait, no, this is just a t-shirt. Enjoy!
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